Sarcasm

Apparently I am selfish and it is getting old,

I never take the blame, and my burden is not mine to hold,

I flake responsibilities, and do not respect adults,

Alarmed at what great people you are, and I am the result,

I disobey everything you say, and love to lie and steal,

But don’t dread, it’s drilled in my head, for you always say how you feel,

The mistake child that does nothing but wrong,

It’s alright; we both know I’m not the one headstrong,

It appears that I cause every fight, even when I'm not around,

Therefore my good side is lost and nowhere to be found,

I’m the kid in the family, that all your pleas I refused,

And when something terrible has happened, I'm the first accused,

There is a problematic person in this situation, and you say it’s Me?

Alright sure, you’re right for once! Don’t you love all the irony? (;